Thursday, March 22, 2007

Ya All Invited to an Old Fashion Cook Up

Fiddling while Civilization burns is a time honored tradition. Heck why even Nero did it. So ya all invited (even you Al) to a good old fashion Oklahomie cook up. We's a frying up the Planet Earth. Not to worry. The Sun is warming. The polars caps on Mars are melting. And soon we all are just gonna pick up and move to that new frontier. It's a Western tradition.

In the mean time why don't ya all (even you homie-boy Al'star) mosey over to the Inhofe ranch for a great Barbara Boxer-Q. We're using the best of ingredients to fire up this old cow. Some Oklahoma crude oil, a bit of natural gas and lots of home dug clean coal.

Got some good music planned for ya all. The Homa Town Hoaxters is gonna be playing their new hit, "Hot Town and the Homa's Sizzlin". It's a sure fire winner.

3 comments:

Step Back said...

From Lou Grinzo at the Grist Mill: The Inhofe Scale, a [new] way to measure the willful detachment from reality of statements regarding global warming and peak oil. It's here on The Cost of Energy

Step Back said...

[and the reply]
Hi Lou.

You forgot to mention the outright CONTRADICTION in Inhofe's rant.

1. First he said there is NO Global Warming because Buffalo had the coldest winter ever ("where's GW when you need it?")

2. Then he said there IS Global Warming but it falls under The Other Dude Done-it Defense (in other words, we humans aren't the cause of GW, it's the Sun's fault, it's Gore's fault, look at the melting caps on Jupiter and Mars --Hey it's the Dawning of the Age of AmNot2Curious-- no wonder I no longer have my long beautiful "Hair" [that's a play from the 1960's for you young'ins out there, Dawn of the Age of Aquarius was one of the hit songs, chuckle, chuckle])

Keep up the good work Lou![and the reply]
Hi Lou.

You forgot to mention the outright CONTRADICTION in Inhofe's rant.

1. First he said there is NO Global Warming because Buffalo had the coldest winter ever ("where's GW when you need it?")

2. Then he said there IS Global Warming but it falls under The Other Dude Done-it Defense (in other words, we humans aren't the cause of GW, it's the Sun's fault, it's Gore's fault, look at the melting caps on Jupiter and Mars --Hey it's the Dawning of the Age of AmNot2Curious-- no wonder I no longer have my long beautiful "Hair" [that's a play from the 1960's for you young'ins out there, Dawn of the Age of Aquarius was one of the hit songs, chuckle, chuckle])

Keep up the good work Lou!

Anonymous said...

Quote of the Day belongs to the Oxytocinator:

"Global warming is not about science, it's not about saving the planet, it's about taking away people's freedom and getting them to go along with it on the basis of guilt, the fact that they have sinned in destroying the climate and killing the polar bears so you'll give up your freedom, make modifications in your guilty lifestyle, raise taxes that you will pay, gladly so just to feel better about yourselves. "As someone who lived under communism for most of my life, I feel obliged to say that the biggest threat to freedom, democracy, the market economy, and prosperity at the beginning of the twenty-first century is not communism or its various softer variants. Communism was replaced by threat of ambitious environmentalism." Well, lo and behold. I have been saying this since the early nineties, a giant See, I Told You So. "