In the Beginning,
There was Fire.
And the Humans saw it as Good.
Their civilization grew and spiraled outwards.
Overtaking forest and brush.
And on the second Day they discovered Coal.
The Humans saw that it was better.
On the Third Day they found oil.
Their numbers spiraled to astronomical numbers.
3 Billion, 6 Billion, 12 ... to the moon and beyond.
And then, on the Fourth Day, the Oil began petering out.
There came onto them a prophet of salvation from the North
Speaking of wonderous sands.
To tune of: Ghostbusters (1984)
Turn the Beat on ON (here real.player)
(Moodsetter...)
Doh doh duh, Do,
Dubya, Dubya; Boo!
Republic-busters…
If there's somethin' strange in your GLOBAL hood
Who ya gonna call?
...Republic-busters!!!
If it's somethin' crony an' it don't look good
Who ya gonna call?
...Republo-busters !!!
(Doh duh do Do,
Dubya, Dubya Boo!)
I ain't afraid a no Republi-cyst
I ain't no Republi-poligist
If you got mixed messages spinnin' thru your head
Who's gonna be fair?
... Republi-busters !!!
An' Invisible Hand sleepin' in your bed
Oh! Who can ya tell?
Republi-busters!!
(Doh doh duh dah Do,
Dubya, Dubya Dubya, Boo!)
I ain't afraid a no Republi-cyst
I ain't afraid a no Republo-mist
Who ya gonna tell?
(republi-busters)
If you're all alone, pick up the phone
An call .... (republi-busters)
I ain't no Misagno-NIST
Ooh I hear they like the girls
I ain't afraid a no Republi-pissed
Yeah Yeah Yeah
(Doh duh Do,
Dubya, Dubya Boo!)
Ow wooo!!!
(clink clang jail door bang
catch 'em, jail 'em, dang)
Bustin' makes me feel good ...mmm
Oh yeah
(Doh duh Do,
Dubya, Dubya Boo!)
Don't get caught alone,
oh no
… republi-busters!
A bunch of good'ole boys take their fishing-for-answers gear up to the situation room.
They claim they was in there all that time fishing for answers.
They weren't fishin' for right answers. They were coddling and cronying up with each other. They were incompententating with each other. It's disgusting what they was doing.
The Lemming Appreciation of Leadership Award (LaLa #2) in the category of "leadership unbecoming" goes to Brownie, Bushie and Cherrytoffy for conduct above and beyond BrokeFEMA Mountain. Unfortunately they cannot accept the award tonight because they're at it again. Here to recieve the award on their behalf is Scott McLietellin. Come on up Scott and get your come up'ins.
