Friday, September 14, 2007

The Manly Flop Flipper

If you recall your history, the human to the right (a.k.a. G.W. Bush) presented himself to his nation as an epitome of decisive manhood; a mission accomplished kind of guy.

No "flip flopper" was he. No siree.

When he set himself on a course, he stuck to it whether it was a flop or a heck-of-a-job success.

Therefore, when it came to pass that one of his ventures was labeled a "flop", he did what any entrepreneurial reframer of the language would do. He "flipped" the flop. He relabeled it as a success-in-progress. It just needed a few of its benchmarks filled in a little better. Otherwise it was yet another mission accomplished. Heck of a job there Mr. Flop Flipper.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What? You mean that when "W" landed on the aircraft carrier with the big MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banner that..uh... the mission was not accomplished. W. W. Say it isn't so. By the way, is it true they called you W so you could spell your name ?