Hurray. Free at last. Free at last.
Hero has his mortar board and his certificate of Edge-OK-shin.
He is ready to tackle the "real world".
He has been duly trained in understanding what is "real" outside the walls of alma matta and what is superficial facade.
Hero amazes even himself with his ability to spout the speak of the Psycho-nomic Pundits. "The gain in Spain," he repeats, "falls mainly on the vain." Absolutely brilliant.
"The Market provides."
"Ask not what the markets will do to you, ask what you can do for the markets."
"I pledge allegiance to the Invisible Hand and to the system for which it stands, one world, under Smith, indivisble, with free will and tradable options for all."
Hero marches boldly forward, towards the inmate release ramp, confident that he is armed with all the correctionalized thoughts of Chairman Smith. Fogland here I come!