Are you a RejectionNIST?

Hard enough it is to know if you are a Commie-Neck Nay-Bob

But how to tell if you are a Rejection-NIST?

NIST, as you know, is the National Institute of Standard Science and Technology

(1) IF you think that Global Warming is a Liberal Plot to stop Free Markets from exercising their legal dominion over Oil and Coal THEN YOU SIR are a RejectionNIST

(2) IF you think that _________ THEN YOU SIR are a RejectionNIST