Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Purifying the Dens of Infidelity

Islemm Allah is a simple, peaceful and humble lemming. He devoutly prays 5 times a day. He keeps himself clean. He wears white to prove his purity. He always stays away from temptuous she-lemms who seek to foul his immortal soul.

Recently it has been learned that infidels were spotted in the heartland of the faith. Islemm Allah has made a holy pledge to purify the dens of such infidelity.

Islemm Allah is a simple, peaceful and humble lemming. He devoutly prays 5 times a day. ...

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