Monday, November 21, 2005

Exponential Thanksgiving

Dear Lord,

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We thank thee for The Hockey Stick.

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We thank thee for population growth.

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We thank thee for ever-increasing demand for real estate.

We thank thee for ever-increasing demand for fuel.

We thank thee for dividing thy world into nobles and peasants

We thank thee for choosing us to be the noble "owners" of this "ownership society" and for giving us dominion over the non-owners.

We appreciate (with compound thanks) that ye hath provided us with multitudes of herd mentality masses to perform menial tasks for us and to buy fuel from us and to pay rent for the privilege of living on the real estate properties that we were born to possess.

We thank thee for having birthed us on third base so that we don't have to make "ultimate sacrifices".

We thank thee for having birthed us on third base so that we can afford those "thought tanking" minions (at the think tank insitutions) to help us keep the greater herd under control with use of framed manipulation of the mass thought process.

Amen.

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Now let's invade that Turkey.

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